Top Twelve Behind-the-Scenes Predictions for Deathly Hallows
but which we won't read about.
12 Stan Shunpike will eat stale bread in Azkaban. He won't enjoy it.
11 Florean Fortescue will get "creeped out" by Ollivander's eyes.
10 Crookshanks will cough up a hairball.
9 Bellatrix Lestrange will practice her "awful baby voice".
8 Lucius Malfoy will eat stale bread in Azkaban. He will enjoy it even less than Stan Shunpike, proving there is some justice in the universe.
7 The Sorting Hat will, for the 1084th time, unsuccessfully try to find a three-syllable rhyme for 'quintessence.'
6 Mrs. Granger will perform a root canal.
5 When Madam Malkin thinks nobody is looking, she will tuck away her wand and enjoy the tranquility of a simple needle and thread.
4 Dennis Creevey will, for no reason whatsoever, wake up in the middle of the night and say, "Wow!"
3 Mr. Granger will mow the lawn.
2 Coincidentally, despite being separated by hundreds of miles, Draco Malfoy and Romilda Vane will simultaneously sharpen their chins.
1 Albus Dumbledore will tell Nicolas Flamel the joke about a troll, a hag, and a leprechaun, only to learn that James has already told it.
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