T12 Dumbledore Said

12  "I would trust Hagrid with my laundry."

11  "The happiest man on earth would be able to use the Mirror of Erised like a normal mirror, meaning, for example, he could use it to comb his hair... but not really, because if he desired it to be combed it would already appear to be combed even though it was not, so that wouldn't really work. Make sense?"

10  "Call him Voldemort, Harry. Or better yet, 'Tom.' That drives him crazy."

9   "I? I see myself holding a pair of thick, woolen socks, one of which is wrapped around Voldemort's neck while the other is dripping with hot soapy water and poised over Professor Snape's head."

8   "Your father is alive in the disciplinary files, Harry, and shows himself plainly when you have detention."

7   "I trust Severus Snape... as far as I can throw him, or visa versa. But if you assume we're standing atop the Astronomy Tower, that's quite a distance."

6   "Merely taking your life would not satisfy me...unless...have you got a bag of acid pops in hidden in your pocket?"

5   "By all means, continue destroying these worthless, conjured replicas of my possessions."

4   "And now, Harry, let us step out into the night and find a strip club. You're never too old to look!"

3   "Voldemort himself created his worst enemy. He not only handpicked the man most likely to finish him, he handed him a uniquely deathly hallow!"

2   "I don't think you will kill me, Draco. You're too much of a wuss."

1   "Professor Snape... please..."

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