Top Twelve Objects Rejected as Horcruxes by Voldemort


12  Autographed manuscript entitled Endless Reminiscences from Azkaban, by Bellatrix Lestrange

11  Helga Hufflepuff's Clod of Unusually Fertile Dirt

10  Stonehenge... but only because I couldn't decide which rock I like best.

9   A lock of black hair -- really, Bella, you flatter yourself.

8   Scrapbook of Daily Prophet clippings from my first reign of terror which, properly Enchanted, would've Possessed its owner and made him/her write favorable articles about me

7   Grindelwald's chocolate frog card

6   Bella's severed hand -- enough, already!

5   A giant, poison-green flobberworm named 'Flobbini'

4   Billy Stubbs's yo-yo

3   Dang it, Bella, I said no! Stop trying to cut your heart out, you're no use to me dead!

2   Aged handkerchief stained with Salazar Slytherin's snot.

1   The One with the Power to Vanquish Me... although I might've slipped, there.


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