Top Twelve Signs You Might be a Horcrux
(and Dumbledore is Stepping around the Issue)

12  Nasty little voice in head wants to be in Slytherin

11  You speak Parseltongue and have inexplicable memories of somebody named "Tom Riddle"... just like that odd little diary

10  Dumbledore has strange responses regarding smoke snake and blood donation, then dies without explanation

9   Nasty little voice in head wants to kill Sirius now

8   Dementors all salivate like they're expecting a one-and-a-seventh course meal

7   Dumbledore keeps interrupting Horcrux discussion to prattle on about your freedom of choice, your own untarnished soul, and Voldemort's failed attempt to kill you

6   House-elf draws monkey that looks like Marvolo or Salazar, and calls it a portrait of you

5   Voldemort comes to Godric's Hollow with 5/7 of his soul encased in Horcruxes and 2/7 left in his body, then leaves the house with only the seventh part of his soul

4   Nasty little snake inside wants to kill Dumbledore

3   Voldemort suddenly stops trying to kill you after Possession incident

2   Dumbledore strangely reluctant about saying Accio Horcrux in your presence

1   Mysterious entity known as "The Author" has never made things easy


next list: Things to do while Waiting for Deathly Hallows


Thanks to Idabomb333 from cosforums for #2

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